• Illustrated map of London sayings. Gift map of London phrases. Framed map of London Cockney. Original London Map. Cool London map. Hand-drawn London map.

    Maps - full of funny local sayings

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  • Funny illustrated Yorkshire map of local sayings and phrases available framed or as prints. Hand drawn cool original design depicts Yorkshire culture and language. Landmarks including York Minster, Castle Howard, Whitby whalebones and the White Rose.

    Nowt so queer as our Yorkshire Map

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  • Funny illustrated map of Norfolk, full of sayings and phrases, available framed or as prints. Hand drawn original artwork depicts Norwich Cathedral, Sandringham House and Blicking Hall. Almost 100 amusing local sayings reflect Norfolk culture

    Not a normal for Norfolk map

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Almost Maps

Illustrated gift maps of London, Scotland, Norfolk & Yorkshire - containing hundreds of funny sayings.

We've picked sayings you might hear in the street, down the pub, over a neighbour’s fence or watching the local football team. It's all spelt like it's said locally - towns and places too. The hand-drawn art shows famous landmarks, culture or wildlife.

Our London map is a pretty blue and has plenty of Cockney flavour to keep you amused.

The Norfolk map phrases reflect country life, dogs and farming.

The Scotland map is a heather purple and generously illustrated - with phrases reflecting the country's rich dialect.

The Yorkshire map is full of culture, from tea to terriers, with sayings that nod to food, family, friends and football.

This is a unique idea and these are original designs that make great gifts. We like to say the maps speak for themselves. You can buy prints, or with mounts and frames, up to poster sizes.

They are professionally printed, packaged securely and delivered quickly, typically within two working days.

So if you like ‘blowing a monkey down the dogs’ in London, or you're ‘up to high doh’ in Scotland, or know that there's ‘nowt so queer as folk' in Yorkshire, or enjoy ‘loive music on a Foidee noit’ in Norfolk then these maps are for you, your friends and family.

Click on the close-up pictures below to see a full list of the sayings, phrases and dialect.

When you buy one, a percentage of each product sold goes to Let’s Do It* - a community organisation raising funds for charities.

Recent Reviews


“I've just taken delivery of our very own ‘Lingo for London’ map - it looks wonderful and it was an extremely smooth process from click to delivery” - Angus, London

“It’s an absolutely genius idea and my husband, who is originally from Huddersfield, just loves the Yorkshire map, he is so pleased” - Olive, Surrey

“What a clever and funny thing” - John, London

“Absolutely brilliant - looks fab. Great anniversary present" - Jules, Perth

“Super smart and a perfect gift” - Mike, Kent

"I come from Norfolk and the phrases on Normal for Norfolk made me laugh out loud. It looks great on my home office wall," Guy, Lincs